Mortal Kombat! I'm The Incredible Hulk. I'll eat you for Dinner, I work at Fridays. School sucks, I got a hair Cut, sex after sex after sex after sex.     

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I'm Zak, Bitch

       Whoa, something happened to me. This girl from my school asked me to Turnabout......I said I dont really like Turnabout ( True ) but I'll do somethin else with you. She then asked me on a date and I said sure...whynot.... She then kissed me on the cheek and we went to class. Now she is telling the whole freaken school that were going out........hmmm NO. I am freaked out about this, I dont know what the fuck is going on. My friends told me that " Dating Someone " and " Going Out With Someone " were not the same thing.....maybe they should tell her that. I dont even want a fucking girlfriend right now, not after all the bullshit I just went through. This girl is cool, and she is cute. But I also hear that she is a psycho and a Virgin, ( I dont want a virgin at all, please god no ) I dont know if she really is a psycho though. Oy, this is fucking strange to me, never happened to me before in my life.

I'm.....Zak......Bitch?

Me no Post? You come to me to ask a favor to Post more? Well here it is. Life is cool and stuff. I had a party, which I called "Nightmare Before Chanuka" it was basically  Christ-Man Day mixed with Halloween. The first 2 hours was kinda.......Stupid and boring. After that it got a lot better, then the alchol came, and it got even Better. I hate to admitt it, but alchol makes parties better, arg, lol. I am starting to collect weapons, which is really cool cause I already have a nice sword. I have decided to go to college after all. ART is my passion and I will love it forever, Jorie has inspired me a lot to do my art, so has Justin and other people, but Jorie has been helping the most, she is a really cool person.  Maddie was sick for a few days, bad soar throat or somethin, shes okay now. and I hate Christ-Man day, I'm poor as fuck, my friends are rich, they get all this cool shit like iPods and what not, while I get a shirt and a cd, ARG, being poor sucks. Thats about it, YES

I'm Zak, Bitch and Santa is a Nazi!!

I HATE being SICk. ARG coughing up a lung is not to cool man. I havent been going to school a lot lately. Now I'm failing classes and its impossible for me to make them up. I have a girlfriend now, her name is Maddie Burke and she goes to Mundelein. She is the first girl that I have ever dated that is a lot younger than I am, I am used to having girls older than me. She is the only freshman who I think is cool enough to go out with. I still have no fucking car. My dad shaved his head. I need a job really really badly. And I now am in love with Chipotle, holy shit is that food good.

I'm Zak, Bitch!!!